FAQ'S PART 2 (this is long, so skip it if you like)

01. What is your favorite word? Glitter, harmonica, gel, jingle
02. What is your least favorite word? Twat, or cunt. Only in the American culture, though. :)
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Reading, nature, the ocean.
04. What turns you off? People who only talk about themselves and their problems, nonstop.
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
06. What sound or noise do you love? Harps, kids laughing, coins falling and bells jingling at the casino.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Death metal, yelling, car horns
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? A police officer. Or an Alaskan King Crab fisherman.
09. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving sewage or insects.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Follow me, you're here to stay."
11. Cut your own hair as an adult? Hell no.
12. Performed on stage, other than karaoke? Yes, I was in drama throughout high school and performed in a couple talent shows.
13. Been burglarized? No.
14. Spraypainted grafitti? No. That is the dumbest shit to do, ever. Hey, let's ruin someone's property to showcase my own stupid fucking art!
15. Fired a gun? Yes. I fired a rifle in the woods once.
16. Meditated outdoors at sunrise or sunset? No.
17. Cut yourself on purpose? Yes. I did the 'blood sisters' thing once with a friend.
18. Smoked a cigar? Yes.
19. Cried while driving? Hahahaha, many, many times.
20. Actually laughed at "Everybody Loves Raymond"? No. In fact, I avoid that show like the plague.
21. Pooped your pants as an adult? If I had, I certainly wouldn't admit it. :)
22. Had a credit card decline while you were trying to pay for something? Yes.
23. Received a gift from a stranger, with no strings attached? Yes. I just got a book in the mail from a blog friend.
24. air-guitared in public (sober)? No.
25. Tasted real moonshine? No.
26. Beaten anyone up? No.
27. Flown a plane?by myself? No.
28. Teased anyone to try to make yourself feel better? Of course. I've acted like a real cunt in my life at times. I'm working on it, though.
29. Unscrewed the top of a salt shaker and left it for someone? No.
30. Ridden in the back of police car? No.
31. Stayed awake for at least 48 hours? Yes.
32. Been up in a hot air balloon? No. I got to stand in the basket once, though, when it was on the ground.
33. Been at least 30 yards from a large wild animal, with no protection? Did my first blind date count?
34. Tried to write a movie script? No.
35. Tried to write a book? Yes.
36. Been a smartass to a phone solicitor? No, I just say "don't call here again" and hang up.
37. Tried dog or cat food out of curiosity? Yes, I used to eat "Bonz" and cat food when I was little.
38. Ripped anyone off for money? Yes, I used to steal out of my mom's purse, and I confessed it to her a few years ago.
40. Made up a joke? Yes. And I'm not half bad!
41. Made self-portrait? Hell no. I'm not good at drawing.
42. Driven a vehicle worth over $50,000? No.
43. Written a letter to the editor? No.
44. Written in a candidate on a voting ballot? Yes, and I believe I wrote Marilyn Monroe.
45. Walked out on a movie?Yes. It was called "House of the Dead" or something...it was a bunch of kids in Seattle who would get killed at raves...I walked out after 20 minutes.
46. Had a crush on a friend's parent? Yes.
47. Won a game the first time you ever tried playing it? No.
48. Had your life saved, outside of a hospital situation? No.
49. Seen a UFO? No.
50. Been to a fortune teller, palm or tarot reader? No. I WOULD go, though. It's just entertainment.
51. Started a fire with no matches or lighter? Yes.
52. Fainted? No.
53. Gotten a wet shoulder from someone crying on it? Yes. More than once, believe me.
54. Eaten something on a dare? Yes, I ate ants once.
55. Screamed at God? Yes. I even swore at Him.
56. Seen a great white shark in the ocean? No, but I saw a smaller shark flipping about on a pier in Santa Monica, though.
57. Instigated someone to break up with you on purpose? Ohhhhh yes.
58. Thrown a snowball at a stranger? No. I never entered my 'punk ass kid' phase, and hopefully my children don't, either.
59. Gotten a mohawk? Fuck no, they're so ugly. Ugh.
60. Danced to music in your head? Yes.
61. Bought something from an infomercial? Yes. I bought the 8-CD "Lost in Love" package.
62. Stood naked in the rain? Hell no. I'm too modest.
63. Made a prank phone call? A gazillion times.
64. Taken someone else's perscription drugs for recreation? No, that shit's dangerous.
65. Gotten in a religious argument? Yes. I briefly dated an athiest once.
66. Put a piece of tinfoil on a cat's foot? No. Why is this asked?
67. Accidentally broken something in a store? No.
68. Told a child there was no Santa? Yes. My daughter. Turned out to be a huge mistake - she blabs it to EVERYONE, even smaller children.
69. Dissected an animal? Yes, a frog.