BLACK FRIDAY
Don't ask me why, but I get an intense natural high from imagining working on a crab boat in the Bering Sea.
I know, I know..."the most dangerous job in the world, 1/1000th of a chance being rescued if you fall overboard" etc. etc.
But it sounds like so much fucking FUN, and COOL!
So if I run off and become the newest and coolest crew member on "Deadliest Catch," keep in touch.
P.S. If Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey can't make it...who the hell CAN? How sad. My faith in relationships has gone downhill, at least temporarily.
Don't ask me why, but I get an intense natural high from imagining working on a crab boat in the Bering Sea.
I know, I know..."the most dangerous job in the world, 1/1000th of a chance being rescued if you fall overboard" etc. etc.
But it sounds like so much fucking FUN, and COOL!
So if I run off and become the newest and coolest crew member on "Deadliest Catch," keep in touch.
P.S. If Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey can't make it...who the hell CAN? How sad. My faith in relationships has gone downhill, at least temporarily.
posted by Model citizen @ 6:58 AM
13 Comments:
At 7:32 AM,
Bri said…
Dear Jess, Go to my blog for up-close photos of Pacific crabs!
We had a pretty challenging time just getting them from the sink to the pot!
A very nice British gentleman was attempting to reach you last night. I was of no help because I don't have your phone number!
Hope your work day goes well. I'm looking at the snow out the window and thinking about the driving I get to do in another few hours. Right now it feels good to be inside.
Hugs,
Brina
At 7:46 AM,
Model citizen said…
Good morning doll,
I already saw the photos, bright and early this morning at 6. I fear anything that resembles a spider but I'd be ok with big, thick gloves on. :)
Where is that gentleman? Does he have a name? *wink*
P.S. The snow wasn't so bad - I drove on 94 this morning and the traffic was light, and the roads weren't slippery. As I type this, I am up in a skyscraper IN THE CLOUDS! It's very cool.
At 7:46 AM,
lryicsgrl said…
Jessica
You do crack me up. Ok, I have to admit, I have been by your blog. But I was shy. You know you are a celebrity (he he he).
Anyway, You are right, if Nick and Jessica can't make it, who can??
What about Danny Bonaduce?
I am so troubled by this show "Breaking Bonaduce"
Have you watched it?
I grew up watching "The Patridge Family" and well I have to say, I had a strange attachment to Danny.
I heard all the horror stories of his adult life ( he used to go on Howard Stern a lot, and well I listen everyday) But I was always pulling for Danny.
Now, after kicking drugs and booze, after his long suffering wife stood by him he is thinking of leaving her. Personally, I think she may be happier alone in the Manse with the two kids. And I think their therapist has a thing for her. It breaks my heart.
Uh oh, this isn't my blog. Sorry.
As far as fishing boats go, my friend's son worked on a Salmon boat one summer (this is a kid from a privileged home) he had a great experience. He did almost die once or twice, falling off the boat stuff like that.
I know how you feel, I feel like running off to join a circus somtimes.
At 7:56 AM,
Model citizen said…
Ok, I watched ONE episode of the Bonaduces, and I was horrified.
The episode I watched was when his wife was locked in the bathroom and he was freaking out on the phone, almost fighting people and shit, it reminded me of some of the dates I've been on (ha-ha)! Kidding.
But seriously. He has severe emotional problems, maybe even an addiction problem, I don't know enough about him to say. But his severe anger and aggression is a huge problem.
P.S. Don't be shy, I'm far from a celebrity, I just have a really big mouth. ;) Welcome!
At 9:16 AM,
Nabonidus said…
Oh you guys, that Breaking Bonaduce
show made me SO mad, I've watched it about 2-3 times, enough to get the idea.
What made me mad is this :
In one scene, Danny B.is outside with his girls, I think he has 2 daughters?
Younger girls.
He's got a horrible bandage wrapped around his wrist, horrible because he did a pretty good job of slicing himself up trying to kill himself a couple of days before then. The bandages are hiding stitches.
And the baby girl says " Daddy, how
did you get hurt? Want me to kiss
it and make it better?"
I think that's exactly what she says but I might be wrong.
He says " Daddy was putting a window
up, and he slipped and accidentally
cut himself, Daddy's ok honey."
I got sooo mad when I saw that.
I haven't been able to watch it since. Not only did his lie about the window sound like a lie, even if you are 5 years old, but the fact that he has kids and they are being forced to see this stuff, the innocents in the house that are witnessing this traumatizing crap. I got really mad at how selfish Danny
is. Oooh!!! Makes me so mad just thinking of it! >:O Visiting this crap and dysfunction on his kids, acting like his kids are blind and deaf walking around when you know kids pick up on things! >:(
Calm down, Lisa. Nom yoho renge kyo...lol
At 10:22 AM,
rachel fuller said…
Love the radio bit! haha. don't lose faith in relationships! Jessica and Nick definitely do not constitute normal. besides, i thought you were going to marry Stuart?
Love RF xx
At 10:27 AM,
Model citizen said…
I am, believe me, I AM!
At 10:29 AM,
Stuee said…
I'm listening.... ;-) x
At 10:56 AM,
Bri said…
My romantic self is delighted to think of you two together!
Besides, I haven't played a wedding in a long time.
Jess, I wimped out and decided not to drive all the way to Mendota Heights today. There are lots of accidents on 494 (I can see it from my window) and I just feel too relaxed to gear up for driving.
Having a good day at work?
Love< Brina
P.S. My son is now 16!!!!
At 11:37 AM,
musicmikey said…
Don't loose the faith Jessica, just don't make a TV show about your relationships and it will be ok.
My favorite program on the TV at the moment is 'Deadliest Catch', we get it on cable here, and you want to do it, you must be one tough mother.
Thanks for posting, crab!!
mikey
At 11:44 AM,
musicmikey said…
Hey Jessica, I wasn't calling you a crab, I was doing the 'crab' thing they say when there's a big catch.
One more thing.
Why ask me how tall I am, what's going on?
mikey
At 11:47 AM,
Bri said…
Mikey, Jess must be trying to figure out the heights of all the wedding party...you know, you'll get to be one of the best men or an usher or something when you're not playing guitar...
Jessica the Crab Queen!
Hugs,
Brina
At 11:50 AM,
Model citizen said…
Because people always look so tall on TV, and sometimes that's not the case. Like me and Stuart, we're the same height. I know Rachel's 5'7", so...how tall are you?
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